"yes i’m a gamer"
- me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
Imagine if you could lose weight without getting off tumblr and every mile you scrolled on your dash was the equivalent of running one mile
I’d be like
It actually is possible, my friend was telling me about this organic extract that increases metabolism so you can literally lose weight without getting off tumblr
I remember in 2009 there was this craze going around at my school where girls were trying to get drunk by inserting vodka soaked tampons in their bodies and this girl tried it with blue alcopops and it dyed her princess parts turquoise.
That is what I said yes.
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing
So last week me and my friend were trying out a faceswap app
And for some reason it wouldn’t recognise that there were 2 faces in the picture
So we tried it from a different angle and
I was really confused and kind of offended at what it’d done to my face
NOT A DAY PASSES WHEN I DON’T LAUGH AT THIS
If you dont think Snape is sexy you’re a liar i would actually let him piss in my ass
*kiss on the nip*