this may come as sad news for some of you but Outer Space is Gay. all of it
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon
i’m a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. listen to this absolute classic: “abraham lincoln was never president”!